最近在下午 都有  午後雷~~~~~ 陣雨

 

                                             雷爺爺一生氣起來

 

                                                     風雲變色

 

                                     那聲音 劈下來 足以讓人  閃屎  閃尿

                                       (    有點像 肚子太圓 的聲音 )

                                                  

                                                ㄚ豆 杜泰源  先生咩

 

                              某天       打到 13 號洞時          忽然一塊烏雲將陽光遮住了

                                

                             

 

                                        客人說          好像有大人物要出現了一樣

 

                                            之後     就    風雨交加         雷聲四起

 

                                            一堆人被關在公司            無法動彈

 

                                                  因為      雷爺爺      太兇囉

 

                                                       等到風雨比較小時

 

                                                 騎著機車               一路尖叫回家

 

                                                   ㄚ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~      

 

                                      而今天           就是今天    .....

 

                                  一點多時          一塊烏雲從旗山那  ~ 飛 ~   過來

 

                                           半小時後            雷爺爺駕到       

 

                                           在大崗山上頭  

 

                                               開始吼    !!!!

 

                                              努力吼     !!!! 

 

                                              認真吼     !!!!

 

                                  雷爺爺還帶來它的好朋友   閃電叔叔

 

                                                  一起     湊熱鬧

 

                                  愛玩唄 ~           玩出 人?!  命了吼 ~~~~~

 

                                

 

                                    一棵樹硬生生低被打的 脫光光 羞 ....

 

                                   

 

                                     拍另一邊 ....     ( 這是平時拔草時 摩托車停放的位置呢!  ㄨ ......  )

 

                                     此時       旁邊還是雷聲大吼 閃電頻頻呢!

 

                                                  我可是 剉剉剉 ....  剉到不行

 

                                               萬一 ....       引來了    閃電叔叔

 

                                                           驚為天人 !!!!   ????

 

                                                   呵呵 ...       想太多

 

                                                       

                               

 

                                          你 看看 ~~~~~

 

                                                              不只將他 脫光光    還讓他裂開

 

                                                   直直看到後面的風景

 

                                             真是他X滴 無情無義

 

                                                              劈得太過火了 .....